I'm not a  m o n s t e r

caprademons:

But to you and I, it’s all ancient history. 


I’ve had to draw a conclusion based on what I glimpsed through the stitching of the person suit that you wear. And the conclusion I’ve drawn is that you are dangerous.

(Source: brideoffire)

hurrahforskeleton:

girl: babe come over

me: i can’t i’m trapped in a mirror

girl: my parents aren’t home

me: image

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

(Source: gold-kushkloudz)

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

(Source: 4gifs)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

it’s fucking september

(Source: tragicalthrills)

(Source: curvybirdy)

Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

blondesquats:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls


video game meme → [1/7] male characters → leon kennedy

internetsgreatesthits:

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

(Source: awwww-cute)

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